Ranting Parent

Monday’s lunch has a bar of granola.
Tuesday’s lunch is deepfried in Mazola.
Wednesday’s lunch is too short on fiber.
Thursday's lunch is a duce and a fiver.
Friday’s lunch is an empty gut.
Saturday lunch is a trip to the Hut.
And the lunch that is made on the Sabbath day
is waiting in the grocery store 3 miles away.

--Deb W

Monday's lunch is made with devotion.
Tuesday's lunch, I am going through motions.
Wednesday's lunch, they can make their own.
Thursday's lunch: packed with moans.
Friday's lunch: smells suspicious.
Saturday's lunch? Add hot sauce. Make it delicious.
Sundays' lunch served in the hospital;
Seems the meat was part of a recall.

--Ali

Monday's lunch was the envy of all.
Tuesday's lunch was kinda small.
Wednesday's lunch was pretty sad
Thursday's lunch was frankly bad.
Friday's lunch was a terrible sight.
Saturday's lunch was rejected outright.
Sunday's lunch was over the moon
but that's cos breakfast didn't happen till noon.

--Deborah P.




Monday's lunch is thought out and tasty.
Tuesday's lunch is a little more hasty.
Wednesday's lunch is leftover hash.
Thursday? Cheeze wiz and pickles I've mashed.
Friday's lunch is rejected -- with moans and with sighing,
But it's eaten on Saturday - despite all the cryin'.
Sundays we have potluck in the rectory hall,
And that's why my family don't mind church at all.

--Jude