Safety Sue Suggests Kompetition Kamp For the Konservative Kid
Encourage your child to say, “ Nien” to
recession, personal feelings, and arts-based career
dreams
and “Si” to a room with a
view for Mom and Dad in their twilight
years..
Join us at
Camp KKKK
Kompetition Kamp for the Konservative Kid
· Come ready to work:
· Remove, cover or disguise all dreds, piercings or tattoos, or we’ll do it.
· Every child (client) will prepare a clear and concise curriculum vitae and/or resume.
· Learn to press suits ‘n collars and blame drycleaning employees for Rasberry Vinigarette stains.
And remember it's never too early to learn “The person who could hire you is going to make up their mind in 30 seconds.”
Every camper will learn to be
1) comfortable but conservative,
2) flexible but firm,
3) kind hearted and cut throat,
Your child will come home prepared for the new semester with that leg up on the other students: They whittle a Cutting Edge Life Enhancer pack; an inhalant that makes them feel like a hungry shark in a sea of blood, complete with personal space intrusion alarm, and a switchblade disguised as a juice box. Annihilate the competition. Early.
Prepare your summer tike for the future and next year’s Global Market Place Evangelism convention for Grade 3’s .
NOTE: KKKK is fully booked but is now taking enrollment for 2017
Approved by Safety Sue*
