Safety Sue on Bundling Up
"A Child Well Wrapped, Get Much Less Chapped"
by Deb Williams
Safety Sue Says! #2:
“A child well wrapped, gets much less chapped”
The outdoors is dangerous and cold, so if it’s necessary to venture into your yard or balcony, make sure you protect yourself and your children. First layer is plastic. Remember “A baggy in the boot keeps the frostbite acute.” Last thing Fauntleroy needs is a chronic case of blueberry Popsicle toes. In that state they fall off too easily. And no balance means wasted time tweezing gravel from little pink road-rashed cheeks.
And just say “No” to wheeled sports equipment: Cordillera could easily loose her virginity to her more experienced friend, Mr. Bicycle Bar (Believe me he won’t call.) Once it’s gone it’s gone and no one gets the best bride price. Then where’s that 62” screen going to come from?
How about Trees, Sue?
Cut them down or cordon them off. Trees are meant for snagging kites. They’re for the birds and you know how many of those offspring die in unnecessary falls. Don’t let your big-headed chick plunge to his paved backyard paralysis.
Next week Safety Sue Says!
“Get the most out of summer camps, with simple yet effective class action suits.”
“A child well wrapped, gets much less chapped”
The outdoors is dangerous and cold, so if it’s necessary to venture into your yard or balcony, make sure you protect yourself and your children. First layer is plastic. Remember “A baggy in the boot keeps the frostbite acute.” Last thing Fauntleroy needs is a chronic case of blueberry Popsicle toes. In that state they fall off too easily. And no balance means wasted time tweezing gravel from little pink road-rashed cheeks.
And just say “No” to wheeled sports equipment: Cordillera could easily loose her virginity to her more experienced friend, Mr. Bicycle Bar (Believe me he won’t call.) Once it’s gone it’s gone and no one gets the best bride price. Then where’s that 62” screen going to come from?
How about Trees, Sue?
Cut them down or cordon them off. Trees are meant for snagging kites. They’re for the birds and you know how many of those offspring die in unnecessary falls. Don’t let your big-headed chick plunge to his paved backyard paralysis.
Next week Safety Sue Says!
“Get the most out of summer camps, with simple yet effective class action suits.”