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“This is the year of holiday joy for mommy. No laundry or groceries.”As If.

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Or, Why I Hate “It’s A Wonderful Life”

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Crummy Mummy desperately celebrates Advent

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Crap. It’s Almost December

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A Very Special Family Celebration

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Hallowe'en Treats? Oops, Forgot About the Recall

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Ali's ambitious ambitions for herself

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More of Ali's Resolutions:Things she hopes for her teens.

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Ali makes new year's resolutions...in September.

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Kids Say The Darndest Things

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Some jobs just don't fit with "parenting."

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"A Child Well Wrapped, Get Much Less Chapped"

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Crummy and The Ultimate Mummy

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Your Teenaged Daughter is Sleeping In... You Hope

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“Everyone deserves a break” but make sure it doesn’t happen in your home.

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Guess How Crummy Mummy Bonds?

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Some Days I Wonder Why I Can't Learn

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Don't Go Outside: It's Just Too Dangerous

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End of The Year Stress... Are We Really All "One?"

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It's June. Find the stale Christmas baking and eat it now, before the resolution kicks in.

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If you're going to the Happiest Place On Earth (c), here are some tips..

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Does it really mean, "dress like a slut"?

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When You Just Can't Find Your Zen

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A Report We Came Across....

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Budget Cuts Don't Have to Change School Spirit!

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Just One Click Away from Super Mom

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Crummy Mummy's Daughter Gets A Stepmother

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A Voice For the Speechless

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Got a new baby? You'll develop a whole new vocabulary.

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So what if she's 3 years late?

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Guess what you're going to spend the next three weeks doing?

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