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Newsletter</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Schools</category><category>Newsletter</category><category>Parenting</category><dc:date>2009-04-14T13:04:31-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker_candidate_newsletter.html#unique-entry-id-64</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker_candidate_newsletter.html#unique-entry-id-64</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>It's Election Time... 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Why are</span><span style="font-size:16px; font-weight:bold; "> you</span><span style="font-size:16px; "> so anxious?<br /></span><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/my_sons_exam.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Haven&#39;t Been Sleeping: A Poem"><img class="imageStyle" alt="your child takes the test, not you" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/24_rg_exam_paper_4.jpg" width="171" height="141"/></a><span style="font-size:16px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:16px; ">by Deb Williams</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Muckrakers Still Winter Newsletter</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Schools</category><category>Newsletter</category><category>muckraker</category><category>Parenting</category><dc:date>2009-03-27T15:10:08-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker_still_winter.html#unique-entry-id-62</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker_still_winter.html#unique-entry-id-62</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Which came first, the school or the fundraiser?</h3><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker_still_winter.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Muckrakers Still Winter Newsletter"><img class="imageStyle" alt="eggandspoonrace" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/eggandspoonrace.jpg" width="112" height="160"/></a><br /><br /> photo courtesy of: /eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/eggandspoonrace.jpg.html]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Muckraker Fours For Four Fundraiser</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Schools</category><category>Newsletter</category><category>muckraker</category><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2009-03-13T13:20:35-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker%20fours%20for%20four.html#unique-entry-id-61</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker%20fours%20for%20four.html#unique-entry-id-61</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker fours for four.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Muckraker Fours For Four Fundraiser"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Didgeridoo-grass" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/didgeridoo-grass.jpg" width="66" height="114"/></a> A Fundraiser You Just Have to Miss<img class="imageStyle" alt="clock face" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/clock-face.jpg" width="113" height="118"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Muckraker Mono Warning</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Schools</category><category>Humor</category><category>Newsletter</category><category>muckraker</category><dc:date>2008-10-13T13:12:51-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker%20mono.html#unique-entry-id-60</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker%20mono.html#unique-entry-id-60</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker mono.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Muckraker Mono Warning"><img class="imageStyle" alt="muckraker health warning" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker-mono-header.jpg" width="783" height="167"/></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Muckraker Christmas Fundraiser</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Schools</category><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Newsletter</category><category>muckraker</category><dc:date>2008-12-15T13:07:51-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/15ef613d36b0c8db19d7c4bce22a4f49-59.html#unique-entry-id-59</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/15ef613d36b0c8db19d7c4bce22a4f49-59.html#unique-entry-id-59</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/8179cdaa15c94364adf7f0c63a19419b-58.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Muckraker Christmas Newsletter"><img class="imageStyle" alt="muckraker Xmas" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker-xmas.jpg" width="747" height="341"/></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Muckraker Christmas Newsletter</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Schools</category><category>Newsletter</category><category>muckraker</category><dc:date>2008-12-13T13:03:10-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/8179cdaa15c94364adf7f0c63a19419b-58.html#unique-entry-id-58</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/8179cdaa15c94364adf7f0c63a19419b-58.html#unique-entry-id-58</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/8179cdaa15c94364adf7f0c63a19419b-58.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Muckraker Christmas Newsletter"><img class="imageStyle" alt="muckraker Xmas" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/muckraker-xmas.jpg" width="747" height="341"/></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>What Good Are Video Games? </title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2009-03-04T16:20:07-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/4e4a2918ea6ce0c95cf4edf610df44b8-57.html#unique-entry-id-57</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/4e4a2918ea6ce0c95cf4edf610df44b8-57.html#unique-entry-id-57</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:18px; ">A special  </span><span style="font-size:18px; font-weight:bold; ">Video</span><span style="font-size:18px; "> feature </span><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/4e4a2918ea6ce0c95cf4edf610df44b8-57.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:What Good Are Video Games? "><img class="imageStyle" alt="Picture 2" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/picture-2.jpg" width="453" height="94"/></a><br /><span style="font-size:15px; ">From Our Friends at The Onion</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Oak Crescent Observer</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Humour </category><category>Parenting</category><category>Neighbours</category><dc:date>2009-03-04T13:52:12-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/nosy_neighbour.html#unique-entry-id-56</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/nosy_neighbour.html#unique-entry-id-56</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Do you ever miss the days when neighbours looked out for each other? Now you won't.</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="nosey neighbour" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/picture-3.jpg" width="521" height="165"/><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Parent Confession: I Was A Leasher</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Safety</category><category>toddlers</category><category>leashes</category><dc:date>2009-04-01T17:33:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/i_was_a_leasher.html#unique-entry-id-54</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/i_was_a_leasher.html#unique-entry-id-54</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>&ldquo;Cars don&rsquo;t have eyes,&rdquo; I said in a gentle voice, crouching down at her level and making eye contact. </h2><br /><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/i_was_a_leasher.html" rel="self" title="Blogs:Parent Confession: I Was A Leasher"><img class="imageStyle" alt="ChildLeash" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/childleash.jpg" width="293" height="221"/></a><br /><h2>A guest blog </h2><br />by  Kate Stevenson]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Princess Mania</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><category>Parenting</category><category>girls</category><category>dressup</category><dc:date>2009-02-16T17:32:40-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/princessmania.html#unique-entry-id-53</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/princessmania.html#unique-entry-id-53</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Princesses and Vampires Have Something In Common </h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="princess girl" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/princess.jpg" width="80" height="123"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="munsters vampire" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/vampire.jpg" width="124" height="123"/><br /><br /><span style="font-size:16px; ">A Guest Blog</span><br /><span style="font-size:15px; ">by Kate Stevenson</span><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Safety Sue on Minutae of Multiple (births&#x2c; that is)</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humour</category><category>Safety Sue</category><dc:date>2009-02-16T17:28:40-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/saftey_sue_multiples.html#unique-entry-id-52</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/saftey_sue_multiples.html#unique-entry-id-52</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>&ldquo; a single sperm donation&rsquo;s enough for the whole congregation."</h5><img class="imageStyle" alt="the advantages of 8 at once" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/safety-sue.jpg" width="97" height="72"/> <img class="imageStyle" alt="baby-chocolate" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/baby-chocolate-2.jpg" width="77" height="56"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="baby-chocolate" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/baby-chocolate-3.jpg" width="77" height="56"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="baby-chocolate" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/baby-chocolate-4.jpg" width="77" height="56"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="multiple births" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/baby-chocolate-3-2.jpg" width="77" height="56"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="multiple births" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/baby-chocolate-3-3.jpg" width="77" height="56"/><br />by Deb Williams<br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How To Celebrate Valentine&#x27;s Day</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2009-02-13T14:15:58-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/valentines.html#unique-entry-id-51</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/valentines.html#unique-entry-id-51</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3> I made the meal that shows my family I love them; adore them and all the bickering that has passed between us, is gone.  </h3><br />by Deb Williams<br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Safety Sue on Avoiding the Perils of Polygamy</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Safety Sue</category><category>Humor</category><category>Parenting</category><category>comedy</category><dc:date>2009-01-06T11:40:17-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/safetysuepolygamy.html#unique-entry-id-50</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/safetysuepolygamy.html#unique-entry-id-50</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>&nbsp;&ldquo;Marriage more than twice, is not very nice.&rdquo;</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="Safety Sue" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/safety-sue.jpg" width="176" height="131"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="perils of polygamy" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/winston-blackmore0027s-wives.jpg" width="214" height="130"/><br />by Deb Williams<br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Safety Sue On Perils of Parenting</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Safety Sue</category><category>Parenting</category><dc:date>2009-01-06T09:38:20-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/perils_of_parenting.html#unique-entry-id-49</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/perils_of_parenting.html#unique-entry-id-49</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>&ldquo;My baby isn&rsquo;t listening to me. What do I do, Sue?&rdquo;</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="safety sue gives bad advice" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/safety-sue.jpg" width="176" height="131"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="baby" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/diaper.jpg" width="140" height="131"/><br />by Deb Williams<br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Saturday Outing</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humour</category><category>Quote of The Day</category><dc:date>2009-01-03T12:28:57-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/saturday_outing.html#unique-entry-id-48</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/saturday_outing.html#unique-entry-id-48</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<br /><h3>Only Other Families Are Perfect</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="families that match" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/happy_family_on_blue_sky_low-res.jpg" width="226" height="169"/> <br />by Deb Williams]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Holiday Letter You Feel Like Writing</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Hallowe&#x27;en</category><category>Humor</category><category>christmas</category><category>letters</category><dc:date>2008-12-12T23:03:09-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/a02c6f887bade702824b42581402bb97-47.html#unique-entry-id-47</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/a02c6f887bade702824b42581402bb97-47.html#unique-entry-id-47</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>&ldquo;This is the year of holiday joy for mommy. 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How Did That Happen?</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>christmas</category><dc:date>2008-11-30T22:08:00-08:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e0d6558e2a2582a520c4caded115b6e7-37.html#unique-entry-id-37</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e0d6558e2a2582a520c4caded115b6e7-37.html#unique-entry-id-37</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Crap.  It&rsquo;s Almost December</h3><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e0d6558e2a2582a520c4caded115b6e7-37.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Christmas Again? 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Oops, Forgot About the Recall</h3><br /><br />.<img class="imageStyle" alt="crummy mummy does hallowe'en" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/jackolantern.jpg" width="126" height="126"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="crummy mummy scrambles" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/goldfish crackers.jpg" width="165" height="125"/><br />by Deborah Peraya]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ali&#x27;s &#x22;New Year&#x22; Goals Part Three: For Myself</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-10-16T16:44:03-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e46041a3ce042eb8f2a21bf8fb28bd3d-34.html#unique-entry-id-34</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e46041a3ce042eb8f2a21bf8fb28bd3d-34.html#unique-entry-id-34</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Ali's ambitious ambitions for herself</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="ali wants to bake" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/cookies.jpg" width="176" height="114"/><br />by Ali Kelly]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ali&#x27;s &#x22;New Year&#x22; Goals Part Two: For My Kids</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-10-16T16:42:41-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/6d3bb119bed35e23cf518b932562e769-33.html#unique-entry-id-33</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/6d3bb119bed35e23cf518b932562e769-33.html#unique-entry-id-33</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>More of Ali's Resolutions:Things she hopes for her teens.</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="ali's goals for her teens" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/new years resolutions.jpg" width="228" height="175"/><br />by Ali Kelly]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ali&#x27;s &#x22;New Year&#x22; Goals Part One: For My Husband</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-10-16T16:41:12-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/3cb48dad29dad5ea1361f5eb55a0da90-32.html#unique-entry-id-32</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/3cb48dad29dad5ea1361f5eb55a0da90-32.html#unique-entry-id-32</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Ali makes new year's resolutions...in September.</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="ali makes goals in September" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/new years resolutions.jpg" width="273" height="210"/><br />By Ali Kelly]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Cold Day in Hell... oops&#x2c; Summer</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Quote of The Day</category><dc:date>2008-08-09T10:57:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/9508775bd95fa7a58138419267694e56-31.html#unique-entry-id-31</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/9508775bd95fa7a58138419267694e56-31.html#unique-entry-id-31</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Some Days I Wonder Why I Can't Learn</h3><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/9508775bd95fa7a58138419267694e56-31.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:A Cold Day in Hell... oops, Summer"><img class="imageStyle" alt="abandoned grocery cart" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/abandoned grocery cart.jpg" width="335" height="189"/></a><img class="imageStyle" alt="new star" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/page8_blog_entry31_2.jpg" width="104" height="88"/><br />by Deb Williams]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Mother&#x27;s Fear</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><category>Parenting</category><dc:date>2008-09-01T10:33:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e1d8ac99ed0fa8613f4b387c32dbeb1d-30.html#unique-entry-id-30</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e1d8ac99ed0fa8613f4b387c32dbeb1d-30.html#unique-entry-id-30</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Your Teenaged Daughter is Sleeping In... You Hope</h3><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/e1d8ac99ed0fa8613f4b387c32dbeb1d-30.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:A Mother&#39;s Fear"><img class="imageStyle" alt="banana" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/banana peel.jpg" width="279" height="157"/></a><br />by Ali Kelly]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Safety Sue on Bundling Up</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Safety Sue</category><dc:date>2008-09-02T10:18:30-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/a0bae2516528da842ed45f029a8700ba-29.html#unique-entry-id-29</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/a0bae2516528da842ed45f029a8700ba-29.html#unique-entry-id-29</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>"A Child Well Wrapped, Get Much Less Chapped"</h3><br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="red-cross" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/safety sue and winter chill.jpg" width="224" height="166"/><br />by Deb Williams]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Crummy Mummy Emails about Inappropriate Words</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Crummy Mummy</category><dc:date>2008-10-06T10:12:20-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/46c88264b5d97c6d152e0184cb9f2c68-28.html#unique-entry-id-28</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/46c88264b5d97c6d152e0184cb9f2c68-28.html#unique-entry-id-28</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Kids Say The Darndest Things</h3><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="martini" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/inappropriate words.jpg" width="122" height="146"/><img class="imageStyle" alt="parent advisory" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/page8_blog_entry28_2.jpg" width="32" height="33"/><br />by Deborah Peraya]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Safety Sue and Playdates</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><category>Safety Sue</category><dc:date>2008-09-01T10:03:26-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/42274770e094ca685395cee435882c21-27.html#unique-entry-id-27</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/42274770e094ca685395cee435882c21-27.html#unique-entry-id-27</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3> &ldquo;Everyone deserves a break&rdquo; 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Are We Really All "One?"</h3><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School"><img class="imageStyle" alt="buddha" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/page8_blog_entry21_1.jpg" width="78" height="98"/></a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School">      </a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School"><img class="imageStyle" alt="hairspray" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/John Travolta.jpg" width="85" height="98"/></a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School">      </a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School"><img class="imageStyle" alt="strawberry-shortcake" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/strawberry shortcake.jpg" width="146" height="97"/></a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School">      </a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School"><img class="imageStyle" alt="theatre_seats" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/page8_blog_entry21_4.jpg" width="92" height="100"/></a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School">      </a><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/yogamomdoesdance.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:Yoga Mom Does End-of-School"><img class="imageStyle" alt="seated woman in lotus" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/seated woman in lotus.jpg" width="80" height="99"/></a><br /><br />by Stacey Kaser]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Another Quote of the Day</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><category>Parenting</category><category>Quote of The Day</category><dc:date>2008-07-04T16:50:43-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/kidsfighting.html#unique-entry-id-20</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/kidsfighting.html#unique-entry-id-20</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>It's June. 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/><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/bestintentions.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:If a dog barfs in a house and everyone pretends they can&#39;t hear it, is it really barf???"><img class="imageStyle" alt="sidewalk chalk" src="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/Sidewalk chalk.jpg" width="308" height="231"/></a><br /><br />By Deb Williams<br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Little Friendly Advice</title><dc:creator>rantingparents</dc:creator><category>Parenting</category><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-06-10T22:30:27-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/disneyland.html#unique-entry-id-18</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/disneyland.html#unique-entry-id-18</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>If you're going to the Happiest Place On Earth (c), here are some tips..</h3><br /><a href="http://www.rantingparent.com/page8/files/disneyland.html" rel="self" title="Use Your Words:A 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