A Kandahar Party Invitation
15/02/08 20:00
A Really Really Inappropriate Birthday Theme
by Deborah Williams
Come To My Party
The theme is Kandahar:
We’ll be munching on freshly found, aerosol-propellant glazed organ-meat, roasted over an open trash-fire, with a half-baked, brown-out cake.
Goody bags; a handgun and a severed marine’s-finger in a beer bottle, to start your own collection.
If everyone’s good we can shoot at tanks and there will be a surprise visit from the man behind the untraceable voice: “the birthday bomber”!
This is a DROP OFF invitation.
